Sunday, January 23, 2011

Fauji Lives


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A PURE BREED FAUJI KID IF :
 1. You were born in a Military Hospital.
 2. Half your toddler years were spent being looked after by  Bhaiyas ( no  explanation here).
 3. You went to school either on Bhaiya's cycle or in a  Shaktiman.
 4 .You know what a shaktiman is. ( No! it isnt the TV serialabout half man  and half machine starring AB lookalike).
 5. Jeeps & Jongas dont excite you - they were your  regular mode of transport!
 6 .The only alternative to the Central School was the Army  School.
 7. You always called Kendriya Vidyalaya Central School. Gosh even today that  sounds better!
 8. Your entire family could survive in one room temporary  quarters with 25  trunks, wooden crates, the dog, the bedroll and two bhaiyas  flitting around.
 9. The smell of Brasso & shoe polish was regular  staple.
10 .Mess was not what you created in your room, it was where  you went every  Friday for the free "english" movie.
11 .The "English Movie" was very often a western  and you couldnt follow a  word! Sometimes you just went for the samosas and the local
 drink that they  insisted was Cola.
 12. At the end of the month your dad had to pay for many  pink slips showing  how many samosas and local drinks that they insisted was
 Cola you had  consumed. They never missed any!!!
13. You attended many May Queen Balls before you knew what  Miss India was.
14 .Your mother regularly got dressed, perfumed and dissappeared for the  Ladies Club.
 15 .You knew towns like Mhow, Wellington, Deolali, Bhuj, Lansdowne
 16 You   werent a millionaire but hey you had Swimming, Horse  Riding, Squash, Tennis and Golf!!
 14. You thought the main reason to have a Golf Course was to  have a Holi Bash.
15. You can still take one quick look at the epaulets and  figure out the  rank.
 16. You discussed wednesday's Chitrahaar in the  Shaktiman.
17 .You can still recall the special & particular smell  of the CSD canteen! A  special prize for the correct concoction - mine is - it was  a mix of Hamam  Soap, Ponds Dreamflower Talc & Surf i think. In some  corners it had  overtures of Brooke Bond red Label as well.
18. Your vacations were a package deal consisting of  D-forms, Sharma Uncle Ka  jonga and Army Mess ka kamra.
19. All vehicles mysteriously appeared or disappeared from a vacuum called "EMPTY"
20. When "CO UNCLE" !! was happy he took the unit out on picnic and when he was GLAD he organised a "PAGAL GYMKHANA"..and then everyone got GLAD !!
21. No one commented on the dressing sense of any body - "Olive Green trousers and Brown Shirt Angola"
22. Every house had a settee ( which looked more like a narrow coffin!!)   made out of condemned ammo cartons, sarkari blankets and an old embroidered table cloth.   



The typical garden chairs. they were reallly useful in making houses and
 boats in 'Ghar Ghar'

this was my most cherished seat for my entire childhood! What fun it was to be sitting on it and getting a headson view of evrything! I miss u Ramlal Bhaiya!

moments 2010











Aki and me in Haus Khas village.here is where i
realized that i quite like Delhi now.

yippi its my first exhibition!Oblique Gazing

Pum n Anti looking all hot.

My Vadapao and Ae Raju girly

Aki made omlette for us

Mandarmoni the morning after we almost drowned.

Shroomtea n Me were trying to fly
Carter Road

Moonlit dance of survival in Mandarmoni

whatta chillings

Painting Walls

Barbq at Dave's

Nautanki on Holi

Burning buildings

Shroomtea n me freaked out with the lights!

where is she gone?

tiffin time at AGO

Jyoti came to meet Brownie

Bunking office to coffee

the goodbye parties

kickboxing

arnab n ruru : an eternal love story
Lonavla

Madness at Manori

Shubhee Doo and Anti@ AGO times

The Mandy Gang..whatta trip!

What we ate at the Barbq

many hangingouts by the river

Brownie ko uthao!

the COnfession day!

Cute Kid 2010 : Arihaan

I like Bhutta now.

Chummi de di. we r happy.

oops.

is it a human?

more madness@ Manori

y am i wearing socks in the desert i dont know.
Anna's Dosa. I want again.
Debo's bday. fotos are yet to be uploaded.
Thangod it was a bluff.

more madness@ Manori